The Story of Little Caesar Shane

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On the Reddit Thread “Made Me Smile”, a video appeared that illustrated the underlying “feeling” of hashish and the hashish group. The submit entitled, “Marijuana brings out the worst in folks” additionally…marijuana” has a video connected to it exhibiting a lady in a drive via extending what seems to be a blunt to a dude who’s working in the direction of her.


When the man reaches the joint, he takes a few hits whereas noticing another person soar out of their automobile to affix on the impromptu smoke out. Politely, the man passes the joint again to the “authentic stoner”, who then encourages the man to cross it to the following individual. Simply as that man takes successful, a lady comes jogging onto the scene to partake from the communal joint. All of the whereas the drive via attendant is laughing at what’s taking place. Out of the blue, from behind the individual filming comes one other determine working up and behold – she too has a joint and passes it to the unique stoner. This sends the drive via attendant laughing hysterically, not in a position to comprehend what’s going on. Ultimately, the unique joint makes it again to the motive force who then palms it to the drive via attendant – who decides, “Fuck it, it’s time to smoke up!”


This all transpired within the fifty seconds the video lasted.


The primary time you watch the video, it actually captivates the ethos of marijuana. A group of acquainted strangers prepared to share a joint regardless of who you might be. It was an ideal embodiment of what occurs when stoners align.


I made a decision to try the 1386 feedback on the submit when all of the sudden, I discovered one of the fucked up tales by one of many commenters. This text is devoted to THAT story!


The Story of Little Caesar Shane


I start studying the feedback, attempting to get a really feel for what all people is vibing with the video they noticed when all of the sudden Jaderholt439 drops the next;



1997, My buddy Shane’s aunt was the supervisor at Little Caesars; she made him asst supervisor. He employed all his buddies. She labored the day so she was by no means there at night time. He put Cory on money register, Wes on the cellphone, me boxing n oven, he made the pizza, n his gf as dishwasher.


All of us determined to take shrooms one Friday night time. A bunch of 17 yr outdated children working slightly Caesars on shrooms on a busy night time. Wes couldn’t perceive anybody on the cellphone, Cory couldn’t work out cash or the register, Shane took eternally to make pizza that had 4 pepperoni, I used to be afraid of the oven, n we didn’t hear a lot from his gf bc she spent the night time laughing within the freezer.


This was positively the start of an epic story. Folks had been clearly and seeing that this remark acquired 581 upvotes, plainly folks needed to know extra. Somebody mentioned, “I hope you all are nonetheless buddies” when Jader responded;

Loopy story. Shane turned out to b the largest scumbag and a doable serial killer. His mo is giving folks sizzling pictures. A number of women, his mother, a number of dudes. Our bodies discovered, folks lacking.


 That makes the story all of the extra alluring, it’s a marvel that Netflix nonetheless hasn’t picked this one up. For individuals who don’t know what “Scorching Photographs” are…and I actually didn’t, Jader defined…


Capturing somebody up w/ both dangerous medicine or an excessive amount of to the place it kills you.


Now we’ve acquired a bunch of teenagers, with a doable serial killer consuming mushrooms on a Friday night time in Little Caesars throughout a busy shift. At this level, the story was virtually full. It felt like Shane may have been an ideal sufferer of Dexter Morgan or one thing related, maybe making the viewers ask – “how does one get to grow to be like Shane”.


Thankfully, Jader had the reply;


Oh man. Shane’s dad was in jail since Shane was 3 for killing a younger man w/ a pool cue. His mother(named Militia) was in jail for robbing a retailer w/ a compound bow. He lived w/ his grandparents, who raised preventing roosters. And a coincidence is, his grandparents had been bootleggers that my dad and mom acknowledged from once they had been younger.


That is Alabama btw.


In response to Jader, there have been eight our bodies related to Shane together with his mom. There was most likely much more. Maybe the explanation this story hit so laborious was that the video you watch proper earlier than it’s so uplifting, that the scene in Little Caesar’s with a bunch of children on shrooms not realizing what’s up appears comical.


However then, the sudden twist that one of many folks within the scene may certainly be a serial killer with an modus operandi to inject his sufferer with dangerous medicine…it creates a novel second of DAFUQ to the tenth diploma.


Do your self a favor…


That story occurred to encourage many extra tales that may be discovered within the thread of the video. Drug tales are sometimes a number of the extra dynamic and “enjoyable” tales from our youth. I keep in mind once I was working in graveyards doing blowouts with a headful of LSD, or strolling within the desert in search of Peyote. By the way in which, we discovered an entire lot of it and cooked it for days…or the summer time we smoked a pound of salvia.


The purpose being, in case you’re in search of a little bit of leisure, positively do your self the favor to learn the remark part of the Reddit submit. There’s an entire bunch of nostalgic stuff, border lining the Huge Lebowski stage shenanigans. Undoubtedly one thing to do whilst you’re toking on a blunt of your individual.


So do you’ve gotten a loopy story like “Little Caesar Shane”. If you happen to do, why not drop a line within the remark part and let’s share some nostalgia.





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