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Jon’s Stone Chilly Quarantine Cop Listing: seventeenth Version

Simply in time for Inexperienced Wednesday, we’re again with one other assortment of the most recent and biggest merchandise the business has on show. 

This month we’re speaking virtually completely flower since we’re popping out of a heavy Croptober, and stars from each stage of the league are out swinging for the fences. Whereas the highest shelf is ALWAYS coated right here, this one’s holding court docket from excessive percentages to excessive worth, and every part in between. As my favourite pot journalist Jimi Devine would say, “we’re smoking for each tax bracket” right here.

Earlier than we dig in, as I used to be packing to go residence to spend time with my household for Thanksgiving, I couldn’t assist however be pleased about the loopy spiral these previous virtually two years has taken. By some means between cancelled plans and masks mandates our business has continued to dredge ahead, and though taxes and the federal government (of each sort) remains to be on our asses, and regardless of company weed by some means nonetheless having a market, we’ve frequently proved the resilience of not solely the plant, nevertheless it’s freedom fighters as properly.

Certain, virtually none of us are the place we deliberate to be at this level three years in the past, however we’ve turned lemons into lemonade—and a pandemic right into a fkn weed parade. I’m happy with you all, and I hope you’re seeing the fruits of your labor. Whereas there’s lots extra work to be accomplished, we’ve by no means been nearer to our aim.

With that, let’s dig into quantity 17. As at all times, holler with requests, issues I missed, or simply to complain—I’m used to it 🙂 @joncappetta

Turtle Pie’s Sunday Paper

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Courtesy of Turtle Pie

I simply can’t say sufficient good issues about these guys. Whereas I’m the primary to confess I used to be means late to this celebration, they’ve shortly change into considered one of my favourite producers just because every part new I attempt from their portfolio knocks my socks off. Their newest displaying, Sunday Paper, is value publicizing. Whereas I actually see my justifiable share of picturesque produce, the varietals these guys convey to market persistently impress even seasoned snobs like myself largely because of the extremely pungent aroma all of them pack in. Whereas the buds themselves look nearly as good as they presumably can, it’s the flavour you’ll keep in mind lengthy after the smoke clears.

Astro Hippie

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Whereas I’m sometimes sus of superstar drops, right here’s one to really get enthusiastic about. I’ve been a fan of Griz’s music for years, so after I heard he was gearing as much as launch in fact I needed to rating a style. The sax slayer has been elevating his craft for years, so it’s no shock that he didn’t settle when it got here to his buds. Launched initially in his residence state of Michigan, Astro Hippie isn’t just an influencer owned model with properly designed branding—the buds slap too! Bringing to market three strains—Tie Dye Medusa, G Funk & Mr. B OG—all with ample nostril and taste, it appears Michigan is aware of higher than to attempt to go off some boof!

Redline’s Tremendous Chief

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I’ve mentioned on this column earlier than that when Pink breeds one thing I do know I’m in for a deal with, however the mad scientist behind Redline Reserve has outdone himself this time. Now whereas I’m not one to let percentages take the wheel, this newest crop is yielding over 40 p.c whole cannabinoids, which is much from commonplace for the business up to now. Arguably extra necessary, these vegetation are grown by true lifers, in order that they’re not just a few guys who bribed a lab for numbers or grew purely for gross sales—these numbers are actual, and the vegetation had been grown for smokin,’ people. I additionally received a preview of his upcoming Purple Blossom line and let me inform you, these bouquets don’t give up both. In case you wanted one other co-sign, hear this: it is best to make a journey on the redline.

Flower Firm

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Courtesy of Flower Firm

As we get into gifting season, I believe this ones an necessary introduction for 2 causes: one, they’re value acutely aware, so you’ll be able to afford to be beneficiant along with your presents, and two, they supply nice bang to your buck, so you’ll be able to spoil your self as properly with out ending up within the poorhouse. For these not within the know, the Flower Firm is a membership supply service that has a few of the finest costs I’ve seen lately. And never solely are the costs good, however their buds can arise towards A LOT of their considerably greater priced opponents.

It’s value noting that whereas you may get an oz. for beneath $100, I’d advocate *splurging* for the halves on sale on the similar value—the standard enhance will far offset the slimmer amount, so each your lungs and your pockets will thanks.


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Courtesy of Bazquiat

This one’s received a little bit one thing for everyone. Whereas I do not know how they’ve averted a C&D from the namesake’s basis, I’m on board nonetheless lengthy this journey lasts. Put out by The Affiliation and sporting a match greater than ‘impressed by’ the Pop-art legend, this Z cross (which is hilariously becoming given the state of affairs) is a real murals by itself. With a candy aroma and delightful purple laced buds, the Bazquiat is bound to please even essentially the most refined pallets. Whereas these guys had been in the final Za-lympics, so I’m certainly late on this name, this one will get a fats stamp of approval all the way in which round.

No Until Kings

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Courtesy of No Until Kings

I’ll be trustworthy, I’m not a kind of guys who actually cares about organics. Lab made meals has at all times been positive with me—scientifically designed to be scrumptious, proper? So with regards to sungrown or all pure hashish, though I do love weed in all its varieties, it’s simply by no means actually been the robust promoting level for me that it’s for others. That’s, in fact, till I began digging into the advantages of residing soil. Now whereas I’m not right here to fake I’m some grasp grower or something of the like, it’s fairly exhausting to disclaim that there’s one thing to this.

The No Until Kings invited me down to take a look at their develop and whereas I’ll admit a lot of it flew over my head, it simply is smart {that a} residing ecosystem would produce one of the best merchandise—and in just about the greenest attainable means you’ll be able to indoors. After sampling a couple of of their merchandise I can affirm, the flowers had been far more vibrant and flavorful than most different indoor I’ve seen of late.

Rapper Weed’s Ghost

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Courtesy of Rapper Weed

Rapper Weed had already received me over with their quite a few pop-culture flips and the hearth inside their luggage, however the brand new collab they dropped with Rook takes every part to a brand new stage. Let me begin by saying that I LOVE Casper the Pleasant Ghost, so these guys had been stars in my eyes earlier than I even cracked the bag, however the flower doesn’t disappoint. It’s value noting that these guys are a white label operation in California, which whereas I do know for some is usually a flip off, to me simply means they’re consistently making certain one of the best is of their luggage—not simply one of the best they grew.

Stundenglass Kompact

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Courtesy of Stundenglass

I’m going to begin this one by admitting upfront that I completely anticipated the ‘Kompact’ to be a lot smaller than it truly is, however I don’t know if any sane individual has ever complained {that a} bong was too huge earlier than, so let’s get that out of the way in which. From a technical perspective this factor is each bit nearly as good because it’s bigger counterpart, it’s only a smidge smaller. Nonetheless, the decreased measurement resulted in elevated portability, now with an included touring case, making this system way more maneuverable than its predecessor, and subsequently more likely to get ample utilization. Though I like the outdated mannequin, that ones far more of a centerpiece, whereas this one can nonetheless cease a present, nevertheless it matches far more properly in your bar high.

Fidel’s Cookies Hash Holes

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Courtesy of Fidel’s and Cookies

That is one other one I used to be a skeptic on. Contemplating the historical past behind these merchandise, I had little religion the leisure market may do justice for the ‘Tremendous Doober’ as I wish to name it. Effectively associates, enable me to as soon as once more stand corrected, Fidel has cracked the code. Though a bit skinnier and with much less hash than you’d see on the standard market, these heavy-hitting pro-level smokes supply the complete impact of the focus core flamable, and with none of the work. Whereas I do know many people wish to roll our personal, rolling the extract snake is at all times a chore, so let Fidel take the work out of the enjoyable. And keep in mind, Donuts are for cops.

BTY Fresa

Courtesy of BTY

Now I’ve mentioned quite a few instances that I’m a taste man, so this subsequent one checks all the suitable packing containers for me. BTY’s newest launch, Fresa, is sort of a strawberry discipline daydream. With the sweetest nostril and style you’ll be able to think about from a hashish plant, the smoke certainly maintains the flowers attract, and set me up for a splendidly blissful afternoon. Whereas I do know this has far much less funk than the OG’s, and is far sweeter than even the Gelato and Runtz crosses flooding the market, BTY and Heisenbern actually have a winner on their palms right here, and one I anticipate to resonate properly with newcomers to the area.

What do you think?

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